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Only 3 things can make me run. When someone yells, "Fire", "Free beer" or "The free beer is on fire”
Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
I`m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
So I was thinking... since the kids get the Easter bunny, why shouldn`t I expect a visit from a Playboy bunny today?
I"m not saying that I am batman, i`m just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in a room together
My worst ideas have all either started or ended with having no pants on.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
I`m running out of reasons to call into work. Do you think "emergency circumcision" is a good excuse?
I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps
wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.
Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/