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I wish my mind had a delete button.
i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
Must you really ask why I have my selfie on top of my Christmas tree?
The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
I saw a man at the beach screaming, "Help, shark, help!" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn`t going to help him.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I’m jealous of a book character for having sex with another character but sure come ask my advice about your marriage.
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
When I get married I plan on introducing my spouse as my ex-fiancé just to mess with people.
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
Handy tip for new parents : Wake up your baby by gently resting your head on a pillow.
`Google`` must be a woman, because it knows everything.