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Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it.
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
When I`m happy, I drink and when I drink, I`m happy. Win/Win!!
I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that crap.
The first sign of laziness:
If there is not an open bar and a delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.
Don`t you just love it when you see someone who is photogenic, looks perfect in every picture but then when you see them in person you`re like EURGH God Damn! What happened to you in the last 24h!
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them