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You should probably first master the art of thinking “inside” the box
I`m gonna open a bar and name it Rehab.....
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
I have the worst case of morning sickness. No I am not pregnant, my body just rejects mornings.
Adding “and sh!t” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.”
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
Fun Game: Walk down a hallway with both arms outstretched to the walls while shouting, "Hug me or turn around!!!"
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It`s amazing how tired I get from how little I do.
My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
I hate to call it "one night stands"... I prefer the term "auditions"
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)