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I`m going to be very disappointed if I go to England and nobody skips to the loo.
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Hi I’m a spider & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good!
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, "I think it`s Santa Claus!" so I don`t have to get up.
In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
Afraid my muffin top is desiring to become a pound cake.