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I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
Driving would be much more entertaining if there were no yellow lights.
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
You laugh because I´m different. I laugh cause I just farted!
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if your stuck in a Jamaican prison.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Girls are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are to far away
If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
This book on marriage says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date, so after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents` house
That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.