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They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys.
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you´re on.
This is bullshit. It`s like the cops don`t even know that the speed limit is different when you`re listening to AC/DC.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
It`s bad luck to be superstitious.
Opening the Tupperware cupboard at home should be regarded as an extreme sport.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
What supermarket did the pilgrims visit to purchase their canned gelatin cranberry sauce? I want my Thanksgiving to be authentic.
I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have!
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....