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Life is like chocolate...sometimes you gotta deal with nuts.
Netflix doesn’t care if u showered or not
I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.
It`s fun to leave a note on the windshield of an expensive car saying sorry I smashed it, but I fixed it so well that you can`t tell.
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!
I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.
I bet if you look up dictionary in the dictionary it says "don`t be an a$$hole"
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
My favorite thing to do on Facebook is to get in a long conversation with someone and then delete all my comments so they look crazy.