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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn`t quite finished...
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy`s laptop
I wonder if they let me grow cannabis on Farmville, I`ll be able to sell it on Mafia Wars?
Your things are terrific.
Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
I hate lying to kids but my daughter asked me what twerking was and I told her it was when identical twins go to each others` jobs
I`m starting to think that Dr. Dre isn`t a real doctor after all...
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?
Cops never say “thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed”. It’s just plain selfish.