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never be afraid to wipe twice
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they´re okay, then it´s you.
Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
Always remember, it`s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
I saw a Facebook ad for burial plots and I thought, that`s the last thing I need.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends` food looked like.
I know its true love when I like you even when I`m sober.
Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
Thursday doesn`t even count as a day, it`s just the thing that`s blocking friday.
Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?