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The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
You do realize everyone can see your status right?
Boss: Why aren`t you working? Me: I didn`t see you coming!
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
If you piss off a girl, just play dead. That sh!t works with bears and they`re just as dangerous as angry women.
I can`t be the only one who thinks "Game on, mother f*cker" when I see an air freshner in a bathroom.
Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
When a pizza guy comes to my door, I like to answer wearing the same uniform as him and holding a pizza.....and then insist that he called me
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
Just once I`d like to see a stripper do the "Carlton" on stage.
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to Chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!!
Iām not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.