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I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
Tip of the day: When there’s a will…find a way to be in it!
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
Head & Shoulders needs to come out with a body spray that will help repel flakey people from my life.
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
I used to have a life. Then some idiot came along and said "Why don’t you make a Facebook account? It`s fun".
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesturday, yesturday you were pretty f*cking annoying.
Me in a shopping mall: "I like that stuff" *looks at pricetag* "i don`t like it anymore"
I`ve been single for a while and I have to say, it`s going very well. Like... It`s working out. I think I`m the one.