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Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
This is my Facebook status. There are many like it but this one is mine.
I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
Running feels great unless you compare it to not running
I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
Just once would I like to see the "Phone a Friend" lifeline on Millionaire go straight to voicemail.
All these people are talking about finding Jesus, finding love, finding themselves... I`m like I found 63 cents and four Fritos in the couch!
If you are really bored, I recommend mass texting all of your exes "I`m ready to give it another shot" and then get ready for the ride of your life
A procrastinator`s work is never done...
is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
"That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
There were 2 muffins in a muffin shop the first 1 says "I love being a muffin!" then the 2 muffin says ``Holy crap its a talking muffin!"