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Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
The responsibility of taking out the trash should be left to the person who runs out of ways to fit more trash in the bag.
It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
Make Tomorrow More Fun: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold
I don’t care if we don’t talk, your existence still pisses me off.
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
Hate cleaning my floors...how fast would I go to hell if I got a blind roommate and replaced his cane with a swiffer?
A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
My wife says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.
The sun and I have an understanding. He gets up before I do.
“I’m going to be a little bit late” -people that are going to be very late
OK so i have an idea ............... wait why are you all running away?