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A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..
Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
I went to open a can of Whoop-Ass but it had a child-proof lid.
Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject
To all the girls who think all guys are the same: Who told you to try them all? Whore.
I just found a $100 bill laying on the floor in the checkout lane. I don`t even have to try to find out who lost it, because it`s the same color, and has the same picture on it as the one I lost 2 years ago!! WooHoo, talk about fate huh??!!
Of course I`m crazy, but that doesn`t mean I`m wrong