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You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
I`m hosting a wine tasting event in my home. Well, it`s not really an event. It`s just me and three bottles of wine. No one else is invited.
Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I`d have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
I am not judging you...I already decided I don`t like you
There`s no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you`re blowing up a rubber glove.
The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so I can rest medicine didn´t work. I´m going to try 1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 beer instead.
Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D
I always thought I looked like romeo, until I washed the picture off my mirror...
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....