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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
How come when a girl has sex with everyone she`s a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he`s my boyfriend
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
If I’ve learned anything from Game of Thrones it’s that I need a wolf.
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
When people tell me "you`re going to regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon because I`m a problem solver.
I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
If you can`t handle me at my worst, then that sucks because that`s all there is to me.
Light beer and turkey bacon probably won`t kill you but why take the chance??
To settle an argument, think about why you are wrong and why she has boobs.