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People hate the truth. Luckily, the Truth doesn`t give a $#!t.
Personally, I believe that around 93% of the world`s population should run with scissors.
Women can brutally and methodically destroy your life. But they let you see their tits along the way so it`s totally cool.
really vry funny
I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
Does this couch Iām laying on make me look unmotivated?
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.