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I would watch NASCAR if hot wheels designed the tracks.
Just want to apologize to all the unlucky men that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped her.
I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing
What if animals all speak a universal language, and we’re the odd ones out???
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
It`s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
I am not as think as you drunk I am
Non alcoholic beer is like porn movie on a radio
Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
I`m so good, I scream my own name out during sex.
The general rule is that you shouldn`t ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
I live in a small town where the population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregant a guy leaves town.