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Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
One of the major benefits of using a combined 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner is having enough room leftover on the shower caddy for the beer.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
If you see someone crying, ask if it`s because of their haircut.
Today is "find your active cavity at 50% off" day at your local store.
I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
There could be literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don`t even know it.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
A murderer was about to be put to death in the electric chair. "Do you have any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "One," he replied. "Will you hold my hand?"
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.