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Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double".
Congratulations, U.S. Government, you are now officially more embarrassing than Miley Cyrus
Bless me Father for I hit send.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
You know you`re getting old when cops make you feel safe instead of nervous.
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
Nothing`s more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me.
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)