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I don`t care how smart your phone is, it`s not going to change how stupid you are.
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity
If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I’d be like “Sit your translucent ass down, I have a lot of questions!”
If a girl texts you and asks if you think she`s fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that`s pretty cool.
My favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell`s Kitchen 3. Breaking bad
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
I could of sworn my pillow`s a hairdreeser...coz I always wake up with the craziest hairstyles!! :D
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the rest of the money together."
Water is life; without it we wouldn’t have coffee, whiskey or beer.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you`re no detective
Life is to short ... to waste time matching socks.