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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone.
Told my kids next time I take their electronics away I`d also be responding to all texts they receive. They`ve been well behaved since.
Perhaps Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
"Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don`t have kids
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
"Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"