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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.
Whether you`re a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
It`s amazing how many pedestrians confuse right-of-way with immortality.
I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I`m not even married.
I`m never free but I`m available.
Even if you don`t pay, they`ll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
Asking me if I’m hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
Over half the contacts in my phone are named “Do Not Answer”
Dr. Oz says having 1/2 hour of sex is equivalent to running 6 miles. I guess I`m going to the gym today.
So apparently I`ve been Googling `Asian Prom` this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren`t going to bang.
the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it