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Finally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that`s what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)
If anyone could read my mind I`m pretty sure they`d be traumatized for life.
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
I don`t mind my long commute, I just hate that it always brings me to work.
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don`t have to be nice anymore.
Literally saw someone get a tattoo of a camel on their toe.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t really figure out the plot.
I`d imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck`s closet.
Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
I think I`m going to run for political office, so people can dig up dirt on me. I have been wanting to piece together my twenties.