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Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
Just belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me?
I was wondering why my doctor gave me LSD for my constipation, then I saw a dragon and crapped myself.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
“Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
Running shoes? No, I don`t run. These are my "better hurry up the liquor store is about to close" shoes.
If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
Can I get likes for no reason?