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I love a good nap. Sometimes it`s the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
Nobody really owns tupperware. We are all just really borrowing it from one another.
K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
Gym Update: Not there.
Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood, until they move...
When in doubt, take a nap.
Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
I recently added squats to my daily workout routine and I did so by moving my beer to the bottom shelf in my refrigerator.
It`s pretty amazing how many times my daughter likes to say "it`s not fair!" considering she has never had to pay taxes
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug