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Turns out Xenophobia is not `A fear of Warrior Princesses`
No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won`t be enough.
You girls are lucky, tampons are changing the end from a string to a bit of tinsel but its only for the Christmas period
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
I took up the game of Golf recently. . .but I had too much trouble getting through that windmill.
My new year`s resolution is to stop making new year`s resolutions.
Police ordered me to get out of my car `You`re staggering` said the officer .`you`re not to bad looking yourself` I replied
I don’t mind going to work. It’s that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me.
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
Me: Mom...Dad. I`ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside
Laugh now but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world.
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-