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United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
This is bullshit. It`s like the cops don`t even know that the speed limit is different when you`re listening to AC/DC.
This sushi restaurant has the worst service. "Sir, this is an aquarium"
I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine`s Day she’s getting a magazine rack
Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who`s car I`m borrowing.
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
So does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won`t share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Just kidding! I have no clue whose kid this is.
when in Rome get naked ;)
If Wal-Mart ends up selling mortgages, the trailer market will explode.
I wish karma would send me email notifications.