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If it’s called tourist season, why can’t you shoot at them?
Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I`ve been one for 30 some years now.
Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet.
That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
New College Admissions Test ______ not getting into this college: A. Your B. Ur C. You`re D. U`re
Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
i have noticed you notice me noticing you
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
I always thought I looked like romeo, until I washed the picture off my mirror...
Whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there.