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What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Once your pants catch fire, the fact that you`re lying becomes less important.
My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
spank me, its the only way i`ll learn.
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor`s trash so you don`t get robbed.
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
The closest I`ve come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I`m murdered because I don`t want him to remarry
I wonder what my future wife is doing right now ... Hopefully modeling.