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The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
I just don`t have enough middle fingers for today.
Some mornings I feel like leaving my coffee until its cold enough that I can just pour it directly into my eyes.
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I`d go on a road trip with my mom.
On a scale from 0 to insane I`m batman
Just finished building Rome with Legos. Took me a day.
I thought we had nothing in common until I saw you buying 3 margaritas at a time.
Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.