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I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
Why do people who insult themselves get mad when you agree with them?
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
Yikes. don`t google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
Stages of Drunk: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don`t wake up the cows.
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
The first rule of elevator club is don`t talk to other members of elevator club.
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?
Defies physics: I eat half a pound of food, `purge` 1 pound of it, and then gain five pounds because of it-- WTF?
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.