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I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket”
If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
At a wedding reception I recently attended someone said, "All the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
Beach people are fickle. One minute you`re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they`re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
My coworkers are looking at me like they`ve never seen anyone tailgate before work.
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Describe yourself in 3 words". "Not good at following instructions"
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.