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I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
Setting my coffee maker to `stun`
Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
Good thing all the `Five and Ten` stores closed... They were nickle and diming us to death.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
I may have let you down, but it`s your fault for having such high hopes.
The early bird gets the worm. But the rest of the birds can get McGriddles until 10:30.
If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you`re angry about oxygen and numbers.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...