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My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be "YOUR" blood.
Facebook: Saving us money on birthday cards since 2004
One trenta cheeseburger please.
Do you think that the guy who invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "if you build it they will come"?
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
Never forget that we live in a world in which it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract.
Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.
When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
I am 5 for 5 on popping my trunk instead of unlocking the fuel door at the gas station.
If you`re behind someone at the ATM late at night, let them know you`re not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck.
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
Girls are supposed to dance. That`s why god gave them parts that jiggle.