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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
In Store Special - "You`re My One and Only" Valentine`s Day cards... 4 for $5...
I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket”
I`m not lazy, I`m in energy saving mode.
If your phone doesn´t ring it´s me.
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
The average human uses less than 10 percent of the remote.
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses...
Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
When I asked if you had protection, pepper spray isn’t what I meant.
Give a man a fish and he`ll go to McDonald`s instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald`s
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..