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Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?
"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
Whoever figured out the `days of the month correspond with your knuckles` thing had too much time on their hands
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
Chase you? ... B!tch please, I don`t even chase my liquor.
Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."
Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it