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Sometimes I feel bad about the things I say and do, but today is not one of those days.
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is
I used to dream about becoming an astronaut. Now I just dream that there`s still time before the alarm goes off.
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
I`m sorry, I`ll be busy this weekend walking around my house with mini alcohol bottles and fun size candy bars pretending I`m a giant.
AT this stage in my life an ALL NIGHTER JUST means I didn`t have to get up and pee....
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house, but that fly is dead.