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Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again.
Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"
Don`t worry, some people are their own punishment in life.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
When it`s raining I don`t work, when its sunny I don`t work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
The lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won`t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game and I`ll play mine.
I have a black belt in leather
For a guy who makes as many bad decisions as I do, I feel like I should be having more fun.
Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.