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It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. Except when you’re heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.
Share this if you are weird and don`t care
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
Bless me Father for I hit send.
Me: Dad, going to the 50cents concert. Dad: Here`s a dollar, take your sister with you.
If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
They should really be Middle-Age Mutant Business Turtles by now.
I`m more of a "the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces" person.
It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
I`m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest any of you in despair and disappointment?
Alcohol – The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance “medicine.”
Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters.
I always look out for #1 ... unless I`m walking thru my yard, then I look out for #2