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Hot Pockets: For when you want every bite to be a different temperature.
Any girl is a stripper if you wait outside her window long enough
if there wasn´t a last minute I´d never get anything done.
Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
Give a man a fish & he`ll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him.
When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
You are right when you realize you were wrong.
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
Fun Prank: Put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me.
"Estimated Time of Arrival" on the GPS. Challenge accepted!
I can’t remember ever being told I’m a bad listener