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Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched. At least, that`s what the restraining order says.
OMG!! IT`S MONDAY ... What the f*ck do you think comes after Sunday, Sunday JR. ?
it`s friday o clock
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
Iām planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.