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What happens in Vegas never happens to me.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know...The birth of Santa
In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
50 notifications later I regret ever commenting on your status.
Mondays are middle finger approved
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
"I want to be cuddled, but I want to be alone. Being crazy is hard." - WOMEN
I got in touch with my inner child and the little sh!t hung up on me.
I`m not sarcastic…I`m just intellegent beyond your understanding.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.