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The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem.
Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
I`ll do whatever it takes to be the mistake you can`t live without
Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat… I’m gonna agree with her.
New College Admissions Test ______ not getting into this college: A. Your B. Ur C. You`re D. U`re
Don`t waste your time being difficult. Put forth a little more effort and be impossible.
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?