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I’ve made some mistakes I wish I could make again.
“Nevermind.” Translation: You should’ve listened the first time.
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
Million dollar idea: Pills that you can take with alcohol.
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
Remember kids- Respect your fathers! Besides, before you came out of your moms, you came out of your dad.
I dreamed about you last night, and so you know; Shame on you!!
I was told there would be kool-aid.
Sometime when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
After midnight, clowns aren`t funny.
Everyone sends text like "good morning sunshine", so I texted "good morning solar eclipse" ... Yeah, don`t do that.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.