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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate, it is not me. I believe I`ve been hacked.
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There’s liquor and you can’t hear them.
When one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.....
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
It`s time to wave goodbye to winter. Guess what finger I`ll be using?
I gave my cat 7up, now it has 16 lives
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
Garage sales are the gateway drug to Walmart.
Do you want to hear a joke about constipation and dementia? ...Well, tough sh!t, I forgot it.