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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
So, I hear Colorado`s population has increased 420%.
Its O.K. to laugh during sex … just don’t point ! ... trust me
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it reminds me of some of the drunken nights we use to have.
I google myself sometimes just to know what the hell I`m up to. ;)
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.
Feeling a little sassy today...But then again, that`s everyday
You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.
What I lack in vocabulary, I make up for in…you know...stuff...and...things...
Hold on I`m about to count my money. Alright I`m done.
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.