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Society has put an unnecessary amount of effort into the advancement of yogurt.
Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
“I went to Jared” I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
Eat whatever you want,and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight ...Eat them too..!
The only part I like about doing laundry is saying I`ve got a big load
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
I think I may be getting harder to love.
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
I don`t go on Facebook much so Dave, if you`re seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year`s party, hope you had fun dude.
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane`s dog & she was like, "I`ve never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."