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What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
I`ll bet other dogs must think that poodles belong to some weird religious cult.
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
I had a doctors appointment today. He said I was normal! See? I told you!!!
Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
No, I do not want to talk about how I got all these scratches. On a completely unrelated note; If you`ve ever wondered how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase,,,.. it’s 9.
Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you`ll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
Its better to have loved and lost, then stay with that psyco for one more sec
I surveyed 100 women on what shampoo they prefer while showering 95% said How the hell did you get in here!!!
The “Slow Children Playing” signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk ;)
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!