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Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
Some people wouldn`t understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet.
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Give a kid a Pop Tart and they eat for a day. Teach a kid how to make a Pop Tart and you sleep in all summer
I`ve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.
I`d like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends!
Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
Of course bears sh!t in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning.
Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.
FUN FACT: If you take all of the marshmellows out of a box of Lucky Chrams, you`ll have a bag of Purina Cat Chow