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I find you`re total lack of ambition is inspiring.
I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
This beer tastes like future mistakes.
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
I`m just a guy standing in front of a huge pile of laundry wondering how flammable it is.
The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
My life is a very complicated drinking game
Today is national I don`t feel like doing sh!t today. Celebrate accordingly.
If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"