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Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
My girlfriend just threw away a bubble wrap without popping it. Just like that. I`m dating an animal :(
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
Iām over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
I`m not the cat lady type. I`m more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
Underachieving Sunday through Wednesday, overachieving Thursday through Saturday.
I`m perfect you adjust.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.