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So how long before GoFundMe is our nation`s leading health care provider?
Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It`s "The bill formerly known as a twenty."
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time
If you don`t put your leftovers in Tupperware for like at least two weeks before throwing it in the trash... you`re doing it wrong.
I think I’m allergic to mornings.
why would you go outside? that`s where bugs live
Found out today your supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house....just trying to help.
Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
My theory: Every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
I don’t call it laying down anymore, I call it landscape mode.
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
I wonder if birds look at planes and think "man, I`ve really got to hit the gym"
Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster