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A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
Jesus is coming.... look busy
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
Lord, help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
Advice of the day: Don`t go trick or treating at the bank. They get freaked out. Especially when it`s not Halloween
My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that`s how the fight started.
It’s amazing how easily “I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave” accidentally turns into “oh crap I’m running late.”
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.
BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.