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I`m amazed at the mileage my car is getting. I`m still running off the same tank of gas I bought last year!
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I`m married. I`m gonna fart.
*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
if your an astronaut, and you don`t end a relationship with "look, I just need space.." then your wasting everyones time
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
The key to a woman`s heart is making her laugh...just make sure she`s not laughing at the size of your junk.
Every new day means new opportunities... to make mistakes and f*ck things up.
So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?
If I`m carrying a torch for you it`s only because I want to set you on fire.
Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.