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is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
This status was brought to you by me being bored on the toilet.
Is a roasted peanut like a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts?
The sun shouldn`t be allowed to come out until after your hangover.
Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
I`m not saying you`re a slut but you`re dirtier than my browser history.
You haven`t really made it until people start using your name as a verb.
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
"I`ve never seen an angry stoner, see angry drunks all the time!" Clearly you`ve never tried to take a stoner`s nachos away.
I just ate a Cheeto that melted perfectly in my mouth! It was Awesome! ....Until I realised that was the highlight of my day.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
hilarious
I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.