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the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said bet you can`t hit me with a quarter!
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat`s leg.
My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, We would be planting so many trees. And we`d probably save the planet too! Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath :/
My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I’m done.
has a drinking problem...I can`t afford it
Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.